A friend sent me a list of Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: Here are just a few of them.
Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


This morning Karter was helping me with laundry and when I opened the washer after it finished, there was a package of baby wipes, they didn't come of the the package, in fact now they're improved with moisture and work better.

Again, this morning Karter was helping clean up toys (sort of) he came over to just hug me (he does that often, he loves giving hugs!) and he had his bike helmet on (he loves to wear it and has now had it on for 3 hours, we are going biking tonight when mommy gets home so he's ready a bit early), anyways, he knocked me in the forehead and I said "Ouch" and he kissed my head and said "all better". (: He even does that with his own ouchies.

He's also discovered that if he yells out the window, there is an echo.....I'm sure all the other dozen buildings around us can hear him.